Are you back on your chair? I know you fell off...
This week I have come to the realization I'm not perfect. I am not symmetrical. First, it was my boots. I have these "tall" boots that the left leg always kinda slouched. The right boot would hug my calf nicely and always stay in place. That left boot..... slouch, slouch, slouch. Have you read the Ramona books? I had elephant ankle. Instead of pantyhose, it was a boot!
Anyway, so I thought it was a freak thing. Maybe one boot was bigger than the other, perhaps even defective. Than I bought a new pair of ballet-ish slip on shoes(black sparkly-very cute). I wore them to work, and guess what? By the end of the day my left foot had a blister on the heal. While my right foot was just fine! My left foot is slightly smaller! AGH! Maybe my left calf is also smaller that's why the boot didn't fit well. What next?
Well, I'll tell you!
My ear!
My left ear is also smaller. I've been working with my ipod on during the day. I will of course have to take the ear buds out to talk to to people. Well let me tell you. After a few in and outs my ear was killing me!! Didn't bother my right ear. JUST THE LEFT! My left ear is smaller!
Can you believe all this? What is the world coming to????
4 comments:
OMG! Can it be true? Angel is not 100% perfect?!! ARMAGEDDON IS HERE! You crack me up, these are things only someone would notice about themselves. Too funny!
I have one leg that is 1/2 inch shorter than the other, one thigh more cellulite ridden than the other, one eye smaller than the other, and one middle finger that flips people off more than the other! ;) LOVE YA, Girl!
k. one of my ears is higher than the other and my left boob is bigger than my right. i'm also pretty sure that my left leg is a little shorter than my right as the left leg of my pants always seem to drag on the ground more than the right. i also can't make my right pinky go straight up unless i push it there...and that hurts so i don't do it.
you may not be perfect but i'm pretty sure that NOBODY is perfectly symmetrical. so, you're not flawed, you're just normal.
=)
Angel - You are totally normal!
And Misty - we did not need to know that one of your boobs was bigger than the other!
they're just boobs. we're all grown-ups here!!
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